feyburner:

POV you’re in the comment section of any given recipe video

Comment1

I am from [Region] and nobody cooks [Dish] like this. Beware fellow commenters you cannot trust this recipe.

Comment2

i’m from [Region] and this is exactly how my grandma makes it 🥹🫶

Comment3

Butter??? 🤢 I have never tried this dish before but I can guarantee it doesn’t need any fat.

Comment5

This is NOT a [Region] dish. This is a [Neighboring Region] dish. Also you made it wrong.

Comment6

can i leave out the 1/8 tsp of oregano???????? pls respond!!!!!

Comment6

What if I don’t have salt

Comment7

I’ve lived in [Region] for 15 years and I’ve never seen ANYONE stir soup with a wooden spoon. Strega Nona would beat your head in with a shovel.

Comment8

made this today it’s so yummy the kids loved it! thanks for the recipe x

Reply

Don’t ever make this recipe again, nobody makes it like this. For an authentic version follow me I’ll dm you.

Comment9

I’m currently sailing across the Pacific on a 6” skiff with no access to grocery stores or a kitchen, can you recommend substitutes for the chicken, tomatoes, cheese, pasta, and eggs?

Comment10

I don’t like milk.

RecipeCreator

there is no milk in this recipe :)

Comment10

I didn’t ask.

ilovedirt:

elexecution:

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

subpoena

greater-than-the-sword:

the smell of wood smoke does have certain emotional benefits

fucxingcuties:

stardustfanfare-archived:

i wish i had a floating evil skull to follow me around and when we went to the grocery store she would say something like my liege we must purchase the strawberry cream cheese for the coming days and i would be like oh fuck youre so right and put it in my cart and then we would walk down the next aisle together our beautiful life

prinz-myshkin:

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

cannibalchicken:

vexwerewolf:

fuckdamn:

hozey-nevergoingtochurch:

maplebungus:

heartshapedbasil:

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

iamthetruestrepairman:

iamthetruestrepairman:

They call me 007. 0 rizz 0 bitches 7 mental health diagnosises

Honestly I’d rather people didn’t find this one

earhartsease:

wetchickenbreast:

where are the jobs for useless people who can’t handle anything at all

politics apparently

midnightcrisisstuff:

actually no, we’re not “dating”. we’re bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

ksubiis:

wait hol on….. hoes are real?

j4gm:

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

oldbaton:

snorchblog-deactivated20240904:

oldbaton:

I am your dentist

and i’m colonoscopist

he’s gonna lick your teeth from the front while i lick them from the back